Will the pride of Rutgers sink The DTs?
With one Monday Night Football game left to play in the Ahmedinejad Flyers fantasy football regular season, three teams are vying for the final playoff spot.
The DTs can punch their ticket if they hold on to their 24.02-point lead over Screw the Pilgrims. Screw has two players left, Ravens RB Ray Rice and the Green Bay defense. Rice and the GB defense have combined to eclipsed 24.02 total points four out of 11 possible times this season, including two of the last three weeks. This one is going to be a nailbiter.
If the DTs falter, Snyder’s a bitch (5-8, after thrashing The [Prima]Donnas) is poised to sneak into the final playoff spot. A loss by the DTs puts both teams at 5-8, but Snyder’s holds the edge in the tiebreak, thanks to a higher season point total (1,299.22-1282.04).
There is a very, very, very, so-infinitesimally-small-that-I-probably-shouldn’t-even-mention-it chance that your mom (5-8 after topping Toddler Terrors) could make the playoffs. For that to happen she first needs the DTs to lose and fall to 5-8. Then she needs 65.10 points from Green Bay WR Donald Driver and RB Ryan Grant, so she can pass Snyder’s in the season point total. Neither Driver nor Grant has scored more than 22 points in a week this season, and their highest combined total was 35.50 (week 7 at Cleveland). So while it’s mathematically possible, it’s about as likely as Rex Grossman regaining a starting job.
so you’re saying there’s a chance?